34 Hilariously Malodorous Fart Jokes for Funny Kids

 

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1. Why did the woman stop telling fart jokes?
   Everyone told her they stink.
2. Happiness comes from within.
   That's why it feels so good to fart.
3. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
   A rabbit fart.
4. What do you get when the Queen of England farts?
   A noble gas.
5. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.
6. How do you make a regular bath into a bubble bath?
   Eat beans for dinner.
7. If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound would you smell it before you heard it?
8. Why couldn't the skeleton fart in front of his friends?
   He didn't have the guts.
9. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
   A blast from the past
10. Why do farts smell?
    So people who are hearing impaired don't feel left out.
11. Why should you never fart on an elevator?
    It's wrong on so many levels.
12. Why did the man get fired from his job delivering fart awareness pamphlets?
    He let one rip
13. Why doesn't Chuck Norris fart?
    Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
14. What's the definition of a surprise?
    A fart with a lump in it.
15. Fart jokes are funny but eye jokes are cornea.
16. What happened to the blind skunk?
    He fell in love with a fart.
17. Why are ninja farts so dangerous?
    They're silent but deadly.
18. What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
    He farted rainbows.
19. Did you just fart?
    Because you blew me away
20. They say farts are like children
    You don't mind your own but can't stand other people's
21. If pooping is a call of nature, what's a fart?
    A missed call
22. What do you call it when someone eats refried beans and onions?
    Tear gas.
23. Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it's not their own.
24. How do you say "fart" in German?
    "Farfrompoopin."
25. Why should you never fart in church?
    Because you have to sit in your pew.
26. What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating?
    A fart attack.
27. Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
    Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas
28. What do you call it when you're startled by a fart? 
    Fartled
29. You think you might have it rough? 
    Think about how many farts a couch has to endure in silence.
30. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    The chicken next to her farted.
31. What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people?
    A private tooter.
32. Why is love like a fart?
    If you're trying to force it, it's probably shit.
33. What do you call a farting boxer?
    Gaseous Clay
34. What do you call a cow's fart?
    Dairy air.

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